Olympic Anagrams

Podium training starts tomorrow so we'll have real things to occupy us, but for tonight I present you with the results of my Gymnast Name Anagrams! At least my attempts to form appropriate anagrams from the letters of their names. Some are better than others and occasionally I had to use the middle name to make it work but oh well. (Apologies to the Chinese girls but they have too few letters to make anything decent)

Alexandra Rose Raisman: Relax, Senor. Drama’s in AA.
(Aly’s always trying to calm someone down)

Simone Arianne Biles: A Sensible Name in Rio
(She’s running for president of the Olympics)

Gabby Douglas: USAG Gold, baby!
(almost too perfect)

Aliya Mustafina: I slay u in AAF mat
(Well, she’s always been a fierce competitor)

Angelina Melnikova: Evil amok in an angel
(More than just a pretty face apparently)

Daria Spiridinova: Avoid aspirin raid
(Poor girl is paranoid about drug testing now)

Mykayla Brooke Skinner: Okay, no kinky-arm rebels
(I assume this is what Martha was telling the selection committee in deliberations)

Ragan Smith: Sharing Mat
(Where Texas Dreams girls trade their beads)

Eythora Thorsdottir: O, hero artist doth try
(She may not win, but she’ll look pretty trying)

Sanne Wevers: Swans Veneer
(Sure, why not)

Larisa Andreea Iordache: Ah, a sad career deal in Rio
(:( )

Catalina Ponor: A National Crop
(Romania didn’t plant enough seeds so she’s all that’s left to harvest)

And finally:
Oksana Aleksandrovna Chusovitina: A rash icon sneaks in a vodka on vault.
(Don’t judge. She needs to calm her nerves before the Produnova)

Olympic Anagrams